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Avergae Joe

by Ted Moody

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1.
Leslie 01:02
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In the city of pawnee First in friendship forth in obesity There’s a woman worth to know Leslie Knope She’s your best friend ! Actually she’s Anne’s BFF She’s the leader of Pawnee Godesses Leslie Knope She will kaboom you She’s better than you She’s turn the lot 48 in a beautiful place She’s clever she’s strong she’s funny she’s brilliant of course she’s pretty now you know I’m a big fan of Knope
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Eleanor 01:35
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All my life was just about making bad decision But it doesn’t really matter now, since I’m dead Oh look, flying shrimps Welcome everything is fine except there might be a big mistake How the fork is this possible, I’m not the one they expect I can be bad in a good place, can I be good in the bad place
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Buffy 01:29
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We were all in love with SMG We didn’t know Buffy was a name Sarah showed us how to face the darkness, tought us how not to be afraid The soundtrack it was all killers no fillers, Nerf Herder nailed the main theme Too bad, Dexter Holland stole the main riff or was is the opposite ? And I did’t even mention, werewolves and vampires, impossible love stories all the Highschool classics With a touch of dead, blood and magic
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Joe 01:21
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He’s a legend Stick to (j’ai chanté with comme un con) his guns Everyday is chance to blow new stuffs He’s got enemies He’s got a lot of fame But can he enjoy it while he’s in jail ? Joe exotic is surrounded by big cats Is he the dumbest in the city or a genious ? Some people will argue that…  He mistreats his employees  Keep his husband on drugs  Hurt his animals  Tried to kill CB  Etc.
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Rick 01:46
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Is it Rick or is it Morty I cant never recall who’s who In this show, except for Mr. Poopybutthole Anyway I only understand 15% of each episodes but I like because There’s a lot of burping/talking It feels like all characters have the same voices There’s a lot of free violence and an infinity of possibilities Basically, it’s a comedy although keepin Summer safe is taken, very seriously Morty can turn himself into a pickle, or is it Rick ?
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El Propafessor 01:26
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Better watch your back Because this TV Show aint even good Better listen to El Professor Cause apparently he has planned everything It’s a bit cheap but you won’t get rid of it Every single episodes end with a cliffhanger So you go back and watch a TV show That you don’t even enjoy and you start to hate yourself Questioning the very meaning of your life But hopefully the season 2 ends You can go back to whatever you fucking like
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Amigos 01:27
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They are 6 and they really like each others They are companions, mates, intimate Alter ego, very good pals, second self Some are sibling, I think even schoolmates Husband and wife, funny sidekicks Pal, bro, amigos, compadre BFF, roommate, sis, buddy How can I put it in a better way ? I cant describe it better than I did You should know that Ross isn’t a nice guy
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Jeff 01:17
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He looks as dumb as a pickle You never know if he’s the kindest or evil Passive aggressive or truly sincere I guess we will never know He will listen to you children Occasionally hit his neighbor with his car And give a free piece of the cleanest liver in Colombus Ohio away Jeff Pickles aint kidding no more Trying to get back his life the way it was before But when you see yourself Doing tricks on ice-skates You know there is no coming back Suddenly “Ennui la triste” has to leave, why is that ? (it’s so sad) Is it a comedy or drama ? We end up as confused as Jeff’s mind
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JD 01:40
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I’ve never seen anyone more scary than the Janitor Never seen anyone more evil than Bob K I bless the rain down in Africa, Polopopopo Mango Peanut butter And you’ll learn that there is a time and a place for the truth Learning by doing it isn’t always the good way You’ll be scared and you’ll cry cause of this teacher bullying you But you’ll have to help him help you The surgeons aren’t really the tough guy they pretend Elliot Ried doesn’t have a magical breast What has two thumbs and doesn’t give crap ? Life is scary get use to it You’ll have a big hearted friend to love you in a totally manly way Never stop trying and eventually it’ll get better You’ll finally find the right person when you’ll find, yourself
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Geralt 00:49
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Toss a coin to the witcher, what kind of joke is that? If it wasn’t for Yennifer we would never have heard of it.

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released February 20, 2022

Visuals by Flo Chmod

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