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Leslie
01:02
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In the city of pawnee
First in friendship forth in obesity
There’s a woman worth to know
Leslie Knope
She’s your best friend !
Actually she’s Anne’s BFF
She’s the leader of Pawnee Godesses
Leslie Knope
She will kaboom you
She’s better than you
She’s turn the lot 48 in a beautiful place
She’s clever she’s strong she’s funny she’s brilliant of course she’s pretty now you know I’m a big fan of Knope
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Eleanor
01:35
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All my life was just about making bad decision
But it doesn’t really matter now, since I’m dead
Oh look, flying shrimps
Welcome everything is fine except there might be a big mistake
How the fork is this possible, I’m not the one they expect
I can be bad in a good place, can I be good in the bad place
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Buffy
01:29
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We were all in love with SMG
We didn’t know Buffy was a name
Sarah showed us how to face the darkness, tought us how not to be afraid
The soundtrack it was all killers no fillers, Nerf Herder nailed the main theme
Too bad, Dexter Holland stole the main riff or was is the opposite ?
And I did’t even mention, werewolves and vampires, impossible love stories all the Highschool classics
With a touch of dead, blood and magic
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Joe
01:21
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He’s a legend
Stick to (j’ai chanté with comme un con) his guns
Everyday is chance to blow new stuffs
He’s got enemies
He’s got a lot of fame
But can he enjoy it while he’s in jail ?
Joe exotic is surrounded by big cats
Is he the dumbest in the city or a genious ?
Some people will argue that…
He mistreats his employees
Keep his husband on drugs
Hurt his animals
Tried to kill CB
Etc.
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Rick
01:46
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Is it Rick or is it Morty
I cant never recall who’s who
In this show, except for Mr. Poopybutthole
Anyway I only understand 15% of each episodes but I like because
There’s a lot of burping/talking
It feels like all characters have the same voices
There’s a lot of free violence and an infinity of possibilities
Basically, it’s a comedy although keepin Summer safe is taken, very seriously
Morty can turn himself into a pickle, or is it Rick ?
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El Propafessor
01:26
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Better watch your back
Because this TV Show aint even good
Better listen to El Professor
Cause apparently he has planned everything
It’s a bit cheap but you won’t get rid of it
Every single episodes end with a cliffhanger
So you go back and watch a TV show
That you don’t even enjoy and you start to hate yourself
Questioning the very meaning of your life
But hopefully the season 2 ends
You can go back to whatever you fucking like
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Amigos
01:27
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They are 6 and they really like each others
They are companions, mates, intimate
Alter ego, very good pals, second self
Some are sibling, I think even schoolmates
Husband and wife, funny sidekicks
Pal, bro, amigos, compadre
BFF, roommate, sis, buddy
How can I put it in a better way ?
I cant describe it better than I did
You should know that Ross isn’t a nice guy
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Jeff
01:17
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He looks as dumb as a pickle
You never know if he’s the kindest or evil
Passive aggressive or truly sincere
I guess we will never know
He will listen to you children
Occasionally hit his neighbor with his car
And give a free piece of the cleanest liver in Colombus Ohio away
Jeff Pickles aint kidding no more
Trying to get back his life the way it was before
But when you see yourself
Doing tricks on ice-skates
You know there is no coming back
Suddenly “Ennui la triste” has to leave, why is that ? (it’s so sad)
Is it a comedy or drama ?
We end up as confused as Jeff’s mind
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JD
01:40
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I’ve never seen anyone more scary than the Janitor
Never seen anyone more evil than Bob K
I bless the rain down in Africa,
Polopopopo Mango Peanut butter
And you’ll learn that there is a time and a place for the truth
Learning by doing it isn’t always the good way
You’ll be scared and you’ll cry cause of this teacher bullying you
But you’ll have to help him help you
The surgeons aren’t really the tough guy they pretend
Elliot Ried doesn’t have a magical breast
What has two thumbs and doesn’t give crap ?
Life is scary get use to it
You’ll have a big hearted friend to love you in a totally manly way
Never stop trying and eventually it’ll get better
You’ll finally find the right person when you’ll find, yourself
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Geralt
00:49
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Toss a coin to the witcher, what kind of joke is that?
If it wasn’t for Yennifer we would never have heard of it.
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